galaxys4:

kid: mommy I had a nightmare
mom: awe sweetie what happened
kid: uh stay in your lane “sweetie”

idioticteen:

Lorde is 17 and just won 2 Grammys I’m 21 and I spilled yogurt on my chest this morning 

*middle fingers the teacher but uses my other hand to cover it*

giliananderson:

date a girl who’s me 

condom:

I love when people shut the fuck up